What if you ordered an Orapup, and were assured that it would arrive by Christmas? And now you find out that it will not? You might be angry. An apology would help, if it was a good one. But would you also like to punch a member of the Orapup team? Right in his lying face?
If so, the Orapup team understands your anger.
Dr. Bob gives a good apology. The explanations help. Dr. Bob seems truly sorry. (The punching part is just a gimmick. We don’t want it to catch on.) You notice you are not offered a chance to punch Dr. Bob. No one would be so angry at Dr. Bob, especially when Smoothie McPlausible is right there. After all, it’s just an Orapup.
Yeah, so, what is an Orapup? It seems to be a tongue brush for dogs, intended to reduce nasty dog breath. Here is their website, which we give in the interests of information. We receive no payment or other consideration for this. If Sumac’s dog appears to have minty-fresh breath, it’s probably just because he removed something minty from the garbage for his ongoing art project of dissecting common household trash.