Monthly Archives: April 2015

Dalai Lama’s Apology for His Role in Her Hit and Run Left Her Speechless

The 14th Dalai Lama visited California in 2001, talking about the Heart of Wisdom teachings. Our protagonist, whom I shall call Dr. P, attended a “reception-y” event at which the Dalai Lama spoke, and then headed out. As Dr P … Continue reading

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Celebrity apology roundup! Five apologies, one post!

Have any celebrities apologized for entitled narcissistic inappropro behavior recently? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (/wipes eyes) yes. 1. Musclebound Marvel meatballs!

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Is this Vince Lombardi High?

Morning announcements over intercom. Not a highlight of my school days. At White Oak High School in Longview, Texas, principal Dan Noll likes to read Bible verses. Such as: “Proverbs 15:8: The Lord detests the sacrifice of the wicked, but … Continue reading

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I am the very model of a meddling Major General

Major General James Post was addressing the Air Force’s “Weapons and Tactics” conference. During Q&A someone asked about the future of the A-10 Thunderbolt plane, aka The Warthog. “If anyone accuses me of saying this, I will deny it,” began … Continue reading

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ESPN Mean Girl Apologizes Badly

Apologizing to the public is well and good, but you also have to apologize directly to the person you wronged. And in this case, even the public apology was lousy.

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If you’re going to barf in a bookstore…

…you could take a lesson in apologizing from a boy named Jack. Jack was visiting an outpost of Powell’s Bookstore in Portland when he had an unfortunate regurgitory incident. Employees cleaned up. “It was gigantic in diameter,” Bookstore manager Jennifer Wicka told Buzzfeed. (She estimated … Continue reading

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Everyone deserves a second chance

A young phenom, discovered playing football, famous for playing baseball, but really wants to play basketball. What do you call the kid? Not “slut.”

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Why the cardinal is red

Why the Cardinal is Red: A Pourquoi Tale  (A folktale about forgiveness written by a 10-year-old of SorryWatch’s acquaintance.) Cardinal lived in a forest in a great oak that tickled the clouds. He could see the waterfall and the roses and … Continue reading

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