Category Archives: Celebrity Apologies

all the subtext in Kevin Spacey’s apology

Kevin Spacey would like you to know some things! 1. GARSH THIS IS NEWS TO ME THAT I AM HEARING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAIR 2. I FORGET IF IT HAPPENED 3. IF IT HAPPENED IT WAS THREE DECADES AGO … Continue reading

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Tupac’s letter to Madonna

Yesterday TMZ published a letter Tupac Shakur wrote from prison to Madonna in 1995. It’ll be sold at an online auction starting July 19th, with a starting bid of $100K. In the letter, Tupac explains why he broke up with Madonna … Continue reading

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Regret is not apology, Karl

DRAAAAAAAMA that has nothing to do with actual awards! Out of nowhere, two days ago, Chanel’s terrifying-yet-mockable designer Karl Lagerfeld told Women’s Wear Daily that Meryl Streep was set to wear one of his gowns to the Oscars but backed out … Continue reading

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No. It is NOT the tradition to sacrifice a sound guy.

Highly-paid actor Jennifer Lawrence, currently the highest-paid actress in the world, notice not highest-paid actor, since male actors get paid more than female ones for some odd reason, was on the “Graham Norton Show” (BBC), and talked about filming Catching … Continue reading

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A disgusting mouth

I was contentedly composing a post about poetry and plums. Suddenly Twitter exploded and there was slime flying everywhere. A tape from 2005 had just been released by The Washington Post. In it, radio/TV host Billy Bush was buttering up … Continue reading

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Listen to Kathie Lee and Hoda!

Well, I never thought I’d type THOSE particular words in that particular order. But the duo, who have a column in the New York Daily News, weighed in this week on the feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. The … Continue reading

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Difficult friends

Mary Pickford came down the stairs of Pickfair, the grand house she and Douglas Fairbanks had built together. Several of her guests were already at the dinner table. Pickford focused on an old friend, screenwriter Frances Marion. She ordered Marion … Continue reading

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At least it’s a good apology?

In an interview in The Independent, some director I’ve never heard of (John Carney) made snarky comments about an actress I have heard of (Keira Knightley). (The last thing I saw the actress in was Bend It Like Beckham, an indication that I … Continue reading

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