Tag Archives: bears

Bambi and the bunnyhuggers

People often have places to go, and important things to do there. Often they drive to those places. Animals often have places to go, and important things to do. While some animals find a nice place and stay there, other … Continue reading

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Flying Confusion Air

I recently flew to a college town, inexplicably the site of a marvelous wildlife symposium. The flight there and back involved 4 legs. I selected seats on 3 of the legs. To save money, I didn’t take advantage of airline … Continue reading

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Halt, evildoers!

Some of the most interesting stories come from the bats mailing list.

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The king’s apology and the queen’s apology

Start with the fragile, elephant-shooting king. Add an angry queen, a princess accused of embezzlement, the king’s golden-haired friend (also a princess), charges of usurpation (usurpury?), an adultery web site accused of fakery (no! really?), and a nation in financial … Continue reading

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