by sumac | Nov 9, 2018 | Media Apologies
Freelance writer Selene Nelson wrote to William Sitwell, the editor of Waitrose Food magazine, suggesting a series on vegan cooking. Her query followed a standard format, with extra exclamation points to make her stand out: Hi William, …I’m a freelance...
by snarly | Oct 30, 2017 | Artistic apologies, Celebrity Apologies
Kevin Spacey would like you to know some things! 1. GARSH THIS IS NEWS TO ME THAT I AM HEARING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAIR2. I FORGET IF IT HAPPENED3. IF IT HAPPENED IT WAS THREE DECADES AGO (when I was a grown man and he was a child but SHHHH)4. IS “IF I DID...
by snarly | Jun 19, 2014 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies, Personal Apologies, Youth apologizes
Buzzfeed culls the very best of the internet for us, and provides all the cute cat pictures my family requires. Here from a list of why kids are way better than you (doubtful) are three apology notes. The final one is NSFW. (Kids today.) I like that this child has...
by sumac | Nov 2, 2012 | Other Apologies
While Hurricane Sandy was lashing New York, New Jersey, and points south, north, and inland, a known jerk who winsomely called himself ComfortablySmug was posting bad news on Twitter. First he said all subway lines would close due to flooding. Which could have been...