by sumac | Nov 30, 2014 | Political Apologies
As happens every year, the president publicly “pardoned” a turkey for Thanksgiving. Two worried turkeys, Mac and Cheese, were escorted to the event. Cheese was officially pardoned. Understudy Mac was on hand in case something went wrong. President Obama’s...
by sumac | Jul 2, 2013 | Academic apologies, Fashion Apologies
On June 14th Horizon Science Academy, a charter school in Lorain, OH, issued a new dress code for its 500 students in kindergarten to 10th grade. The kids wear uniforms, but a dress code is still needed. It contained provisions that didn’t surprise anyone (no...