by snarly | Jul 3, 2015 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
A snippet of the dramatic tale: The crowd parted. “Say you’re sorry right now,”she hissed into my ear. Absolutely not. You howled like a wolf at the moon and clung to your mother like the baboon-faced marsupial that you are. Large tears fell...
by sumac | Jun 1, 2014 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
If you’ve been reading the Publican’s Morning Advertiser, you know that the Portman Group condemns the advertising for Dead Pony Club Ale, and [has instructed retailers not to place orders] for the irresponsible stuff. The Portman Group? Who are they? How...
by sumac | Oct 29, 2013 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
Trending today on Twitter: #sorrynotsorry. Let’s unpack that and spread its contents all over the floor. And accidentally step on some of it. #sorrynotsorry means: “This is a situation where people often say ‘Sorry,’ but since I’m unrepentant,...
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