by snarly | Dec 29, 2023 | Celebrity Apologies
And one time a candy company nailed it! A year-end roundup is mandatory, right? So let’s dive right in. Anheuser-Busch CEO feels that transphobia is all-American! Bud Light, a beer that tastes like why wouldn’t you just drink water, had been performing poorly for...
by snarly | Jun 22, 2017 | Media Apologies
Esquire Philippines recently ran a piece about the transition of singer Jake Zyrus. Zyrus, who used to perform as Charice Pempengco, recently revealed his chosen name on Twitter. Esquire super-maturely mocked it. (JAKE ZYRUS HA HA HA HA.) Social media exploded with...
by snarly | May 1, 2017 | Political Apologies
Go, Greybull Standard! The small-town paper’s lead paragraph (or “lede,” as we journos ostentatiously and wrongheadedly spell it) recently came out swinging in a story about some eyebrow-raising words from a state senator: Last Thursday, April 20,...