by sumac | May 21, 2018 | Personal Apologies
Corona Arch, near Moab, is a mile-and-a-half hike from a parking area. Pinto Arch and Bowtie Arch are along the way. Imagine a nice spring day in southern Utah and a pleasant walk through wild land, public land – your land – administered by the Bureau of Land...
by sumac | Apr 11, 2018 | Personal Apologies
People often have places to go, and important things to do there. Often they drive to those places. Animals often have places to go, and important things to do. While some animals find a nice place and stay there, other animals need to travel for business. They might...
by snarly | Jun 17, 2016 | Political Apologies
A letter to Utah’s Lieutenant Governor, Spencer Cox, from his constituent Bari Nan Cohen. Dear Lieutenant Governor Cox: You know that rockstar apology you gave to the gay community in Utah after the mass shooting in Orlando? The reason your speech went...
by sumac | Jul 21, 2014 | Youth apologizes
This happened at a women’s restroom at a highway gas station in Utah. Three stalls. Our protagonist, thinking the handicapped stall is empty, opens the door. It is not empty. “Oh! I’m so sorry!” says our protagonist and closes the door instantly....
by snarly | Jan 30, 2014 | Academic apologies
On Tuesday, 40 kids among the 500+ students at Uintah Elementary School in Salt Lake City had their lunches taken away and thrown out. This was ordered by a district Child Nutrition Manager (HA), because the kids’ parents had balances due on school lunch...
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